Animal Humour (Funny Pictures)

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This is a long thread, so if anyone has posted this before, my apologies!

Quora: What are the 10 laws of doghood?
Answer by Sean Kernan, 15June2019

One: Do not admire the grass that is greener, pee on it.

Two: Do not ponder who the good boy is, some questions were not meant to be answered.

Three: Keep calm and bark.

Four: If you are not sure if it is food, eat it just in case.

Five: If you find yourself in a hole, keep digging.

Six: Treat each butt-sniff as if it is your last. Breath in. Breath deep. And don't forget to exhale.

Seven: Never lose thy inner puppy. Your owner's lap was meant to be laid on.
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Eight: Seek as much eye contact as possible, particularly if they are using the toilet.

Nine: Carpe Cibum (Latin: Seize the Fillet.)

Ten: Protection, loyalty, and love to thy owner.
 

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