Trooper pulls older lady over for speeding,
He "may I see you drivers license Ma'am"
She "I don't have one"
He "well Ma'am may I search your car?"
She "No"
He "Why Ma'am"
She "I don't want you too see the money from the robbery or the body in the trunk."
He calls for backup his Sgt. shows up and he tells Sgt what happened.
Sgt, "Ma'am I understand you don't have drivers license"
She, "Why officer I certainly do, here it is"
Sgt "Thank you Ma'am but the trooper said you do not have one. May I search your car please?"
She "Why certainley sir, help yourself."
Sgt searches car and finds nothing "I don't understand Ma'am, my trooper said you where hiding money and a body.
She "Well of all the nerve, I'll bet that little liar told you I was speeding too."
He "may I see you drivers license Ma'am"
She "I don't have one"
He "well Ma'am may I search your car?"
She "No"
He "Why Ma'am"
She "I don't want you too see the money from the robbery or the body in the trunk."
He calls for backup his Sgt. shows up and he tells Sgt what happened.
Sgt, "Ma'am I understand you don't have drivers license"
She, "Why officer I certainly do, here it is"
Sgt "Thank you Ma'am but the trooper said you do not have one. May I search your car please?"
She "Why certainley sir, help yourself."
Sgt searches car and finds nothing "I don't understand Ma'am, my trooper said you where hiding money and a body.
She "Well of all the nerve, I'll bet that little liar told you I was speeding too."
