Any one need an onion?

I have a sweet neighbor who will use like a fourth of a onion and bring me the other 3/4 of it. She'll do that when she buys too many squash or other vegetables. I can't say "no" to her; don't want to hurt her feelings.

Not being mean, just silly.... I guess I look like a garbage disposal. :censored::cautious::sneaky::oops::D:p
 
I have one, got it with grocery delivery today, ordered it, but damned if I
can remember what I was gonna do with it!?!?!?:confused:
One onion is usually enough to last me a week.

I keep the peeled onion In a small wide mouth jar in the refrigerator and cut off a slice or two as needed.

If you can’t remember try a peanut butter and onion sandwich.

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2 slices bread
peanut butter
thinly sliced onion
mayonnaise
salt and pepper, to taste
 
I have one, got it with grocery delivery today, ordered it, but damned if I
can remember what I was gonna do with it!?!?!?:confused:
A fellow went to his doctor with a wedding tackle problem. The doctor examined him and concluded that a lump in the scrotum was benign and could easily be removed. The patient agreed and so they went ahead. During surgery one of the patient's testicles dropped out and the doctor, in his effort to avoid it, trod on it and squashed it.

Ever the improviser, the doctor remembered that he had a pickled onion in his packed lunch. He sterilised it and popped it in, hoping that nobody would know, especially the patient.

Six weeks later the patient is back for a check up. "How are you feeling?" The doctor asks. "I'm fine," the patient answers. "What about the love life?" The doctor enquires. "Funny you should ask that," the patient answers, "the missus doesn't seem to stir the loins the way she used to, but you should see the reaction I get when I eat a cheese sandwich!"
 
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I have a sweet neighbor who will use like a fourth of a onion and bring me the other 3/4 of it. She'll do that when she buys too many squash or other vegetables. I can't say "no" to her; don't want to hurt her feelings.

Not being mean, just silly.... I guess I look like a garbage disposal. :censored::cautious::sneaky::oops::D:p
I totally get that, though. When it was just me here, I did the same thing. I knew the remaining 3/4 of the thing would go bad before I used it, and I knew the lady upstairs would use it, so a mutually beneficial symbiosis.
 
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My husband hates onions. I used to make two variations of each recipe -- one with onions and one without. That's how much I love onions.
I used to do that too. Or go without extra flavor. Sometimes adding it to my plate. Now I put them into everything! In fact, I just placed an order for dehydrated ones today. I use both, dehydrated and fresh.
 


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