Are You Older Than Dirt?

[Jazzy1]

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Confirmed that I'm older than dirt. How about you?

 

[IrishEyes]

I must be older than rocks, as I remember it all

 

[bobcat]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

 

[horseless carriage]

This getting old malarky is no fun. At five o'clock, every morning my bladder calls and I must pee. At six o'clock the bowel gets in on the act.
At seven o'clock, I wake up.

 

[Lewkat]

Older than those mentioned I can tell you.

 

[hollydolly]

Butch wax ?..Howdy Doody ?...PF flyers? Nope....never heard of those


Milk deliveries..not only heard of it, I was the MIlk delivery girl.....

 

[moviequeen1]

Butch wax ?..Howdy Doody ?...PF flyers? Nope....never heard of those


Milk deliveries..not only heard of it, I was the MIlk delivery girl

Holly Dolly,' Howdy Doody' was an early children's program on NBC which ran from 1947- 1960
I vaguely remember watching it, the host was' Buffalo Bob' Smith{ he was born in my hometown, Buffalo, NY} Howdy was a puppet that he voiced Sue

 

[moviequeen1]

I remember majority of these ,I used to have a Tshirt that said' Older Than Dirt'

 

[Rakaia]

I once heard that the only stoopid question is the one that you don't ask.
I'm prepared to reconsider that logic .
Bonus points if you know that spelling quote.

 

[AprilSun]

As bad as I hate to admit it, "I'm getting there".

 

[Georgiagranny]

20 out of 20. One better: I remember 78 and 33rpm records.

 

[Oldeagle66]

I remember all but one. Yes, I'm old as dirt and love it

 

[jujube]

I invented dirt......that's how old I  feel sometimes....

 

[horseless carriage]

20 out of 20. One better: I remember 78 and 33rpm records.

My collection of 33 & 78 rpm records still get played.
Not as much as the 45's but when there's jukebox to
play those 45's on, is it any wonder 33's & 78's take
second place.
The reaction of potential buyers of the house when
seeing the jukebox has been one of: "Oh Wow!"

 

[Cornhusker]

I'm getting there

 

[CaliS]

I remember chatting online with a fellow, when I was about 40 ... he turned out to be young and told me 40 was "as old as dirt" ....
It bothered me back then, but at 62 I could care less.

According to the chart above, I'm getting there

It's all about perception!

 

[mrstime]

I knew it! I knew before that little test! Older than dirt for quite a few years!

 

[squatting dog]

20 out of 20. One better: I remember 78 and 33rpm records.

Crap, now you goy thinking of 16 rpm records....... really older than dirt.

 

[Llynn]

Got them all but then I worked in the dirt factory shortly after the planet cooled.