Are your affairs in order?

[debodun]

One day a senior asked his married friend if his affairs were in order. The other old man responded, "Sure. On Monday I see Trudy. On Tuesday I see Marge, On Wednesday I see Sarah. On Thursday I see Betty. On Friday I see Emily and on Saturday I see Peg.

"What, no dates on Sunday? his friend inquired.

"Well, I have to save a day to spend with my wife," was the reply.