Beezer
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I met an old senior in his late 80's while waiting to get my haircut at the local Barbershop. His name was Tom and when we met for the very first time the first thing he said to me when I sat down on the outside bench beside him was..."What the heck are you lookin at?" Needless to say I liked him right away.
He would tell me these outrageously funny stories!
He said he was in the back seat of his friend's car on a sweltering day. His friend was driving with his window half down, but insisted Tom not open HIS window. Tom said he got fed up dying from the heat and opened the back window. He said his friend's toupee flew off his head...out the driver's side window... and landed on the windshield of the car driving behind them. Both cars pulled over and the guy from behind got out and said..."Did you see that!! A bat just hit my windshield!!".
His friend picked up his toupee and angrily got back in the car. And Tom said, "He'd been my friend forever and I never knew he was bald!!"
Another Tom story...
He was constipated and took a laxative. He said he was sitting on the thrown when an earthquake struck our city and the bathroom and toilet bowl started to vigorously shake. He said, "I thought to myself Wow! This is a powerful laxative!!"
This guy had me in stitches I swear. He eventually disappeared to a senior's home and I never sadly saw him again. But what a character! lol!
He would tell me these outrageously funny stories!
He said he was in the back seat of his friend's car on a sweltering day. His friend was driving with his window half down, but insisted Tom not open HIS window. Tom said he got fed up dying from the heat and opened the back window. He said his friend's toupee flew off his head...out the driver's side window... and landed on the windshield of the car driving behind them. Both cars pulled over and the guy from behind got out and said..."Did you see that!! A bat just hit my windshield!!".
His friend picked up his toupee and angrily got back in the car. And Tom said, "He'd been my friend forever and I never knew he was bald!!"
Another Tom story...
He was constipated and took a laxative. He said he was sitting on the thrown when an earthquake struck our city and the bathroom and toilet bowl started to vigorously shake. He said, "I thought to myself Wow! This is a powerful laxative!!"
This guy had me in stitches I swear. He eventually disappeared to a senior's home and I never sadly saw him again. But what a character! lol!
