The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. - Anonymous
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - by Jack Handy
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group... :drinking:
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. - Anonymous
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - by Jack Handy
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group... :drinking: