Bob Hope Humor

[Ken N Tx]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Age 70:'I still chase women, but only
downhill'.

[/FONT]Age 80:'That's the time of your life when even your

birthday suit needs pressing.'

Age 90: 'You know you're getting old when the
candles cost more than the cake.'

Age 100:
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel
anything until noon. Then it's time
for my nap.'

On Boxing:
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee
kept stepping on them.’

 

[jujube]

I always loved his comment at the Academy Awards one year: "Welcome to the Academy Awards....or as it's called at my house, Passover".

 

[Pappy]

A great comedian. He told this joke on TV and caught hell. Remember, it was the 50's and live TV.

" If the bathing suits get any smaller, there will more cheeks to powder and more hair to comb."