Excellent job, Pinky!
Okay, I've got a Victoria's Secret story for ya . . .
I was with a close friend who enjoyed buying clothes for his wife. We walked into Victoria's Secret where they displayed a huge banner announcing a 50% sale. Upon immediately being met by a pleasant young woman I blurted out, "I see your clothes are half off!" She skipped a beat but took it in stride. (Can't help it I'm not always in control of my mind and my mouth . . . )