Can You Eat Just One Half Of A Donut?

The doughnut thing reminded me of a conversation I had with my supervisor (who was a real nasty POS) years ago.
She sent me to the company cafeteria to pick up some documents from the chef & bring them to her. The chef told me to let everyone in my work area know that there was a box of doughnuts for whoever wanted them.
When I got back to my work area, I started working on a project & I forgot about the doughnuts. An hour later, the chef called my supervisor & asked why no one was interested in the doughnuts. I heard my supervisor yell, "What doughnuts; nobody told us about any doughnuts?"

After she got off the phone, she threw a huge hissy fit at me, yelling at me & asking, "Why the hell didn't you mention the free doughnuts...don't you care about your fellow man?"
I replied, "Yes, I do care about my fellow man; that's why I didn't mention the doughnuts."
Everyone in the room laughed - which made her even more angry. She stormed out of the room.
 
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I'll confess.....not only could I just eat one half and no more of a donut, I can and have taken just one bite and then handed the rest to my spouse.

I grew up with my mom's homemade crullers and then real French beignets. The first time I had a commercial American donut I was shocked! Too sweet for me.
 

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