"...and there it was, coming right at me!!! It was HUGE and it was GREEN ! I'd only ever seen blue ones before and never as BIG as this one. I couldn't tell if it was a male or female or one of those new MERGED varieties. It was sort of moaning or maybe humming - sort of sounded like THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND..."
"...oh dear, Alfred is off his meds again. They really should keep a closer eye on him. Oh well, at least this time he had some clothes on..."