Caption: Ship Aground

[debodun]

 

[debodun]

Captain Stubing told Isaac he wanted it "on the rocks".

 

[debodun]

Captain: How did this happen?
Navigator: I just turned left at the buoy.

 

[debodun]

Did you hear a grating sound?

 

[debodun]

Tides out!

 

[Gary O']

 

[win231]

Ted Kennedy can't drive anything safely.

 

[Jackie23]

"Clara, I warned you that you were packing too much."

 

[debodun]

The Exxon Valdez....the early years.

 

[Alligatorob]

 

[Disgustedman]

"So who did that captain work for again? Exxon?"

 

[Becky1951]

Stupid GPS.

 

[jujube]

Deck Officer:
"O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead."

Executive Officer: "Oh, that's just fine for him. He doesn't have to face the Captain's Mast tomorrow!"

(With sincere apologies to Walt Whitman....)

 

[horseless carriage]

“When the draught of your vessel exceeds the depth of the water, you are most assuredly, aground.”
What's that old saying?
“Time and Tide wait for no man.”
St. Marher, 1225

 

[Alligatorob]

So who did that captain work for again Exxon??

Joseph Jeffrey Hazelwood and don't be too hard on him, he provided lots of opportunity for people like me... in the oil spill cleanup business.