The other day on a ride, I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. Along comes a man who was driving very slowly uphill toward me, honking his horn and shouting at me. "TREE! TREE!!" he yelled. "TREE! TREE!!"
So I gave him the middle finger and shouted back some things I dare not repeat.
Still fuming about this awful man and his shouting, I turned the corner and promptly collided with a friggin' great tree.