Caption the surprised looking owl

[debodun]

 

[debodun]

I just looked at my cable bill.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

You want what?

 

[jujube]

"Well, Owl be darned!"

 

[horseless carriage]

"Wait... I thought that was a tax-deductible twig!" "That's a lot of mice to catch just to pay the taxman."

 

[-Oy-]

"Ooooft! Never had my temperature taken like THAT before!"

 

[debodun]

My 4th grade teacher when I raised my had in class to answer a question.

 

[Jackie23]

"A tariff on mice?....you've got to be kidding!"

 

[jujube]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot!"

 

[debodun]

Hey doc, why don't you warm up that thermometer before you use it?

 

[jujube]

"Yes, I DID switch over to caffeinated coffee this morning. Why do you ask? If you'll pardon me now, I think I'll fly to Canada. I'll be back by lunch."

 

[gruntlabor]

"Well, hello there, big boy. You come here often?"