Caption this photo of this duck/bird?

[PamfromTx]

"Look, Ma, I can stand on one leg!"

 

[Sliverfox]

I don't wanta get my foot wet.

 

[Gary O']

 

[Blessed]

Please look away, I can't go when someone is watching!

 

[Mizmo]

It's so hard to get to that itchy part.

 

[Paco Dennis]

Always put your big webbed foot out when your turning right.

 

[Jackie23]

".....what can I say, I love Jane Fonda."