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More here. Looking for a new place to live, but tired of the same old, boring four walls and a roof? The so-called ‘World’s most luxurious cave’ has gone on sale, and yeah, it’s a far cry from the cave dwellings of our ancestors.
Located in a remote area of Arkansas, Beckham Creek Cave Lodge was originally built as a bomb shelter, but has been renovated into a luxury hotel. It can accommodate up to 8 guests in a subterranean maze of stalagmites and stalactites, its own waterfall and even a helipad outside for those who need to arrive in a hurry.
Lodge manager Rayne Davidson, who is also the listing broker, spoke to Bored Panda about his passion, he loves sharing the cave with people and seeing their minds just blown when they first enter it. He was there during the renovations to turn it into what it is today. “We nearly gutted it and started over to address some of the water issues we were having,” he explained. “Now, there’s rubberized membranes over the 3 downstairs bedrooms, hidden guttering systems where some of the major water drippage was occurring, and this falls into french drains along the perimeter walls. There’s also a very expensive geothermal unit that takes humidity out of the cave and warms it up a little – it’s still cool, can’t heat it up too much or it condensates.”
“The water for the cave comes from the 1.5 mile interior of the cave and flows into a holding tank which goes through a purification system. What is not used and is overflow, travels under the floor of the lodge and comes out into another holding pool beside the front door, then overflows down the mountain (in the times of heavy rain – it’s a waterfall of sorts) to then be held in the large pond down in the pasture beside the heli-pad. The water in the pond is a beautiful azure blue from all the rich minerals and it’s stocked with fish.”
