George_Pope
New Member
Chain Letter for Women Only
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the
hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented
women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost
anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your
friends who are equally frustrated. Then, bundle up your
husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name
appears at the top of the list and add your name to the
bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive
16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot
better than the one you already have.
Do not break this chain. One woman broke the chain and got
her own S.O.B. back. At this writing a friend of mine already
received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took
three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and
two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up fast.
The Liberated Woman
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the
hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented
women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost
anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your
friends who are equally frustrated. Then, bundle up your
husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name
appears at the top of the list and add your name to the
bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive
16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot
better than the one you already have.
Do not break this chain. One woman broke the chain and got
her own S.O.B. back. At this writing a friend of mine already
received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took
three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and
two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up fast.
The Liberated Woman