Chickens

[Falcon]

Lady about to order in a restaurant asks the waiter, "How do you prepare your chickens?"

Waiter says, "We don't mince words. We tell them straight away, they're gonna die."

 

[Anne]

Good one Falcon. I never named my chickens...except for one ornery rooster I named 'History', cuz he was.

 

[jrfromafar]

I think honesty's the best policy. Just be up front with them. Today as I tossed one of my steers a flake and rubbed his neck, I told him exactly what he was going to get right between the eyes.

 

[CeeCee]

Lol...you guys!!!