China has introduced anal swabs

[mellowyellow]

China has introduced anal swabs. as a new type of test that could detect coronavirus more accurately.

"If we add anal swab testing, it can raise our rate of identifying infected patients," Li Tongzeng, an infectious-disease specialist at Beijing You'an Hospital, said on state-run broadcaster China Central Television Sunday.

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/m...na-anal-swab-test-covid-19-makes-sense-2021-1

 

[Aunt Marg]

I guess my mom was right when she said "always makes sure you leave the house wearing clean underpants".

 

[horseless carriage]

That brings a whole new meaning to the epithet: "Up your's!"

 

[Jeni]

will make drive thru testing areas interesting ..............

 

[old medic]

This virus BS is becoming a real pain in the arse

 

[hollydolly]

will make drive thru testing areas interesting ..............

 

[Pappy]

Guess a good name for it would be: Full moon testing site.

 

[tbeltrans]

I can just see the headlines:

Scientists studying Uranus discover new virus!

Tony

 

[Ronni]

So....is mooning legal now?

 

[fmdog44]

All the more reason to wear a mask.

 

[win231]

"Hi. Welcome to China Airlines. We have a new requirement before seating. Please enjoy your flight."

 

[Nathan]

China has introduced anal swabs. as a new type of test that could detect coronavirus more accurately.

...something to look forward to.

 

[Aunt Marg]

...something to look forward to.

A little tickle to start ones day.

 

[Pappy]

We have to swab you sir. Spread your cheeks please. No sir...wrong cheeks.

 

[win231]

This might be better than the stewardesses requirement to wear diapers.

 

[tbeltrans]

Public Service Announcement...

Do the Full Monty for virus protection today!

...because we care.

Tony

 

[tbeltrans]

This might be better than the stewardesses requirement to wear diapers.

Depends.

Tony

 

[hollydolly]

 

[RadishRose]