Chuckle of the Day

[Beezer]

I was standing on a packed city bus the other day. My cell phone went off and I said...

"Yes Mr. Biden."

Everyone on the bus was giggling and smiling! It was fun!

 

[Beezer]

My other go-to gag line in public is when there's a foul odor in the air. I always say...

"Oh, that's just my Dollar Store cologne."

It usually garners a few laughs!

 

[Jules]

What do you call a bear with no teeth.











A gummy bear.

 

[oscash]

This is a true story. I needed to use the ladies' toilets in a department store. When I entered the cubicle, someone said "Hello, how are you? 'And I said, "Good thanks", I suddenly realised the person in the next cubicle was on their cell phone. I quickly hurried out of the toilet before they came out.

 

[debodun]

 

[VisualBrian]

I was sitting in a fitting room at Walmart and called out to the attendant...
"Hey! There's no paper in here!