Classic Rock Bands for Seniors

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jujube

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It seems like every time I turn on TV, another classic rock band performer has died and I'm always astounded at how old they actually were. What if the survivors were to form new bands for folks our age?

We could have:

The Grateful We Aren't Dead
Earth, Wind and Fiber
Deep Purple Bruise
Fleetwood Gluten-Free Mac & Cheese
Judas Priest, You Kids Get Off My Lawn!
The Kinks in my Back
Tom Petty and the Heartpalpitators
Red Not-So-Hot Chili Peppers
Axl Rose Very Late Today
Rush to the Bathroom
U2 and the Other Vitamins I Take
and
The Who-The-Hell-Are-You?

Any more?
 

jujube said:
It seems like every time I turn on TV, another classic rock band performer has died and I'm always astounded at how old they actually were. What if the survivors were to form new bands for folks our age?

We could have:

The Grateful We Aren't Dead
Earth, Wind and Fiber
Deep Purple Bruise
Fleetwood Gluten-Free Mac & Cheese
Judas Priest, You Kids Get Off My Lawn!
The Kinks in my Back
Tom Petty and the Heartpalpitators
Red Not-So-Hot Chili Peppers
Axl Rose Very Late Today
Rush to the Bathroom
U2 and the Other Vitamins I Take
and
The Who-The-Hell-Are-You?

Any more?
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Those are very funny!:lofl:
 
C'mon guys, I can't do this all myself.

Country Joe and the Friday Night Fish Early Bird Special
The Rolling Gallstones
The Grandmamas and the Grandpapas
Booker T and the EKGs
The Lovin' Spoonful of Metamucil
Sam the Sham and the Facial Furrows
Frank Zappa and the Grandmothers of Invention
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Meals-on-Wheels
Blood, Sweat and Ligament Tears
Sly and the Family Kidney Stone

and the one band that doesn't need to change its name:

Gerry and the Pacemakers
 

:lol: I like the end with Gerry and the Pacemakers not needing a change! If I think of one I'll help out Jujube, but I'm blank right now. :)

How about The Bladder Stone Ponies (with Linda Ronstadt)
 
jujube said:
C'mon guys, I can't do this all myself.

Country Joe and the Friday Night Fish Early Bird Special
The Rolling Gallstones
The Grandmamas and the Grandpapas
Booker T and the EKGs
The Lovin' Spoonful of Metamucil
Sam the Sham and the Facial Furrows
Frank Zappa and the Grandmothers of Invention
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Meals-on-Wheels
Blood, Sweat and Ligament Tears
Sly and the Family Kidney Stone

and the one band that doesn't need to change its name:

Gerry and the Pacemakers
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I can't even figure out a good name for a new pet so you are waaay ahead of me!
 
There's always ...
The Sex Pistol's misfired again
Linkin Park the car for me (I can't find reverse)
The Monkees are in the White house
Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Pension advisors.
Crosby, Stills & Nash your false teeth.
 
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