An elderly couple were sitting before the fire one night and the husband exclaimed, "You know, honey, God has been very good to us!"
"Yes, he has!" replied the wife. "We have our health, enough money to last us, and three wonderful children and seven wonderful grandchildren."
"He's been especially good to me lately," continued the husband. "When I get up at night to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light just as I open the door. He doesn't want me stubbing my toes on the toilet like I used to. Isn't that good of Him?"
"YOU OLD FOOL!" screamed the wife. "SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN PISSING IN THE REFRIGERATOR!"