Composting Toilets for the Home

To the tune of Humoresque: Passengers will please refrain
from flushing toilets while the train
is standing in the station.....er...ah..I luv you.

Ever since I met your daughter
I've had trouble passing water.......etc, etc...

Every night when it gets dark
we goose the statues in the park.
If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you?
 

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