Corny Riddles 1

[debodun]

See if you can guess my answers to these riddles?

1. What did the farmer do to his hen that wouldn't lay?

2. How did the plow operator feel about work during the blizzard?

3. Why did the bald men argue?

4. What happened when a garage mechanic tried to play a practical joke?

5. What did the psychiatrist use to decorate holiday packages?

 

[NancyNGA]

4. What happened when a garage mechanic tried to play a practical joke?

It backfired?

 

[debodun]

It backfired?

Yes, to #4.

 

[NancyNGA]

5. What did the psychiatrist use to decorate holiday packages?

Shrink wrap?

 

[debodun]

Shrink wrap?

Yes, to #5

 

[debodun]

Give up? Here the are answers to the ones not guessed:

1. He egged her on.

2. He felt snowed under.

3.They had a falling-out.