Covid Self-Testing

How to test yourself at home for Covid:

Pour whisky, vodka or gin into a glass. Try smelling it. If you can smell it, try drinking it. If you can smell it AND taste it, then you probably don't have Covid, because loss of smell and taste is one of the symptoms.

I tested myself nine times last night, because you just can't take any chances, y'know?

This morning, I had to test myself again because I had a bad headache and an upset stomach, which are two more signs of the virus.
 
How to test yourself at home for Covid:

Pour whisky, vodka or gin into a glass. Try smelling it. If you can smell it, try drinking it. If you can smell it AND taste it, then you probably don't have Covid, because loss of smell and taste is one of the symptoms.

I tested myself nine times last night, because you just can't take any chances, y'know?

This morning, I had to test myself again because I had a bad headache and an upset stomach, which are two more signs of the virus.

^^^^ Priceless!
 
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