Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up
and
washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find
her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that
he
would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and
finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: 'Sir, sorry to
inform
you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up
to
the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl
worth
$50,000. Please advise.' The old man faxed back: 'Send me the pearl and
re-bait the trap.'
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up
and
washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find
her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that
he
would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and
finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: 'Sir, sorry to
inform
you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up
to
the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl
worth
$50,000. Please advise.' The old man faxed back: 'Send me the pearl and
re-bait the trap.'