And don't forget that Superman took his clothes off in phone booths and the Pied Piper kidnapped children.
Santa Claus just dropped into peoples' houses whenever he wanted and he always KNEW what you were doing, even when you were asleep. That's pretty creepy.
The Sandman sprinkled unknown substances into innocent children's eyes.
Hansel and Gretel's parents abandoned them in the woods.
No wonder we're all warped....