Do You Have Matches of Any Kind?

[jujube]

My dad used to light a match in the bathroom after he had stunk the place up. It was supposed to "burn off" the odor.

And, of course, the neighborhood boys were always trying to light farts. I've never known anyone who actually did it. Can it be done? I can just picture someone shooting across the room with a blue rocket flame blasting from his nether regions.......

 

[Callie]

I set the Christmas tree on fire accidentally trying to put a celluloid doll on a bulb. My mother managed to put it out.

Like it happened yesterday. The doll exploded. Had a necklace made of beads. Beads flying all over the place.

Oh my gosh, Camper! Amazing that your mom was able to put out the fire!

 

[terry123]

Have 2 boxes in case I want to light some candles. Have had them for a few years but they still work. Have not looked for them in stores.