Do you want a big traditional funeral?

[Gaer]

I want anyone who bothers to come to wear bright clothes and have a good time. No religion, no tears, just plenty of laughter. Songs - "The great gig in the sky" and some others... possibly, "He's very good with his hands".

That is SO COOL! Wait! You're from Scotland, right? Are you going to have bagpipes? You are making me rethink my funeral! You're awesome!

 

[fmdog44]

I want to be mummified so I can come back in 2000 years and stagger around with one foot dragging and strangle people with one hand and live with a Mediterranean guy that wears a funny hat and has a skinny moustache. Works for me!

 

[Buckeye]

I settled this long ago, and arranged to have my body donated to Baywatch...