Doctor Jokes by Henny Youngman


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Doctor jokes by the famous Henny Youngman...:)

- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

- My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!"

- The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

- The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

- The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

- A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

- "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

- A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

- A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

- "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

- Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office....

Dr: "What do you do for a living"?

Man: "I'm an auto mechanic".

Dr: "Get under the couch"!

(Henny's one liner)