Doctor Requests Sample from 85 Year Old Man

SeaBreeze

SeaBreeze

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this --- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked and said, "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get that jar open."


 
That 85-year old returned to the doctor for a later physical. Doctor told him that he would need to collect both a urine and a stool sample and bring them back to the doctor's office. The old man's wife said, "George already has both urine and stool samples with him." The doc seemed surprised. The wife turned to the old man, "George, just leave them your underwear!"
 
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