Last week I went to the tire store to make an appointment for my snow tires. There was a dog standing guard at the door, so I went back to my car to make the appointment by phone. The lady inside saw me do this, and commented.
She said, "The dog is pretty good. Well, he's not good with children. If you're not comfortable [here she went into detail about how to proceed]."
What kind of idiot keeps a dog that's not safe around children, in their waiting room?
Oh well, I only have to worry about it twice a year.