Don't .........

Patch

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Even though he has halitosis, DON'T try brushing an alligator's teeth!!!
 

Kaila

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Don't spend a lot of time, watching for and looking for an alligator,
just because you like to see pictures and stories and TV shows, with them.
 

Patch

Well-known Member
Don't raise your hand to signal agreement with something or to vote on something... if you are standing under a ceiling fan!!!!
 

Patch

Well-known Member
Don't drive through puddles of water in the winter unless you check with snowman families in the area. That water might be the remains of a melted loved one!!!
 

Patch

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Don't put your hair up in a bun before going to bed, since during the night the bread in the bun will go stale and you will have crumbs in bed by the time you awake the next morning.
 

Kaila

SF VIP
Don't try to curl up into the position that a cat catnaps, 🐱
or you will likely hurt both your back and your neck, irretrievably.

And, if you do, then don't expect to be able to uncurl yourself, and arch your back and stretch, as easily and effortless as a cat does, after their nap!
 

Kaila

SF VIP
Don't read that famous short story (even though it is very well written)
about the man who awakes from sleeping and finds he is no longer a human. :eek::oops::giggle::LOL::ROFLMAO::geek:

(And, by all means, do not let a child read that one! :eek:o_O:()
 

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