Grumpy Ol' Man
Senior Member
- Location
- Kansas, U.S.
Was headed to work on a lonely rural highway one morning. Noticed a Highway Patrol cruiser had pulled in behind me. I checked and I was not exceeding the speed limit. The police car continued to tailgate me for the next three or four miles. I was beginning to get nervous, not understanding why I was being followed so closely by law enforcement. My mind was really beginning to work overtime when... out of nowhere a rooster pheasant flies low across the front of my truck. Wham! That pheasant hit right in the middle of my grille/hood. Up over the cab of my pickup goes the pheasant. I was able to glance in my rear view mirror just in time to see the bird hit dead square in the center of the patrolman's windshield. Immediately, the flashing lights came on. I pulled over and the patrolman pulled in right behind me. Would you believe it??!! He wrote me a citation!!!! For.....
Flipping him the bird!!!!
Flipping him the bird!!!!
