E.D. drugs.

IKE

IKE

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Saw a blurp on the morning news a bit ago that E.D. drugs can cause melanoma skin cancer.........so here I sit trying to figure out what the hell we are allowed to do in our so called 'golden years'.

We're not supposed to eat this or that.......don't indulge in too much booze.......don't smoke which I guess also includes doobies......and now we can't monkey around if a little blue pill is needed.

To hell with it !........I'm gonna go eat two double cheeseburgers, drink a bottle of scotch, fire up a doobie, pop a couple blue pills and then go chase the neighbor ladies around the cul de sac.
 

IKE said:
Saw a blurp on the morning news a bit ago that E.D. drugs can cause melanoma skin cancer.........so here I sit trying to figure out what the hell we are allowed to do in our so called 'golden years'.

We're not supposed to eat this or that.......don't indulge in too much booze.......don't smoke which I guess also includes doobies......and now we can't monkey around if a little blue pill is needed.

To hell with it !........I'm gonna go eat two double cheeseburgers, drink a bottle of scotch, fire up a doobie, pop a couple blue pills and then go chase the neighbor ladies around the cul de sac.
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ED will turn into ER !!!!
 
IKE said:
Saw a blurp on the morning news a bit ago that E.D. drugs can cause melanoma skin cancer.........so here I sit trying to figure out what the hell we are allowed to do in our so called 'golden years'.

We're not supposed to eat this or that.......don't indulge in too much booze.......don't smoke which I guess also includes doobies......and now we can't monkey around if a little blue pill is needed.

To hell with it !........I'm gonna go eat two double cheeseburgers, drink a bottle of scotch, fire up a doobie, pop a couple blue pills and then go chase the neighbor ladies around the cul de sac.
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Live long and live hard. Go for it! :cool:
 
IKE said:
Saw a blurp on the morning news a bit ago that E.D. drugs can cause melanoma skin cancer.........so here I sit trying to figure out what the hell we are allowed to do in our so called 'golden years'.

We're not supposed to eat this or that.......don't indulge in too much booze.......don't smoke which I guess also includes doobies......and now we can't monkey around if a little blue pill is needed.

To hell with it !........I'm gonna go eat two double cheeseburgers, drink a bottle of scotch, fire up a doobie, pop a couple blue pills and then go chase the neighbor ladies around the cul de sac.
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Chasing the ladies might count as exercise!
 
Well things didn't quite work out as I'd planned.

The cheeseburgers gave me heartburn and elevated my blood sugar to dangerous levels......combining the scotch & doobie made me forget why I had taken the little blue pills.......and the trip to the ER for the erection lasting over two hours cost me $1200.00.

Yesterdays experience has pretty much ended my thirst for rebellion for the time being.
 
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The preacher said put one hand on the radio and the other on the part you want healed. The wife put on hand on the radio and the other on her heart. The husband put on hand on the radio and the other on his crouch. The wife looked over at him and said you did not understand he said heal you not raise the dead.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
 
IKE said:
Well things didn't quite work out as I'd planned.

The cheeseburgers gave me heartburn and elevated my blood sugar to dangerous levels......combining the scotch & doobie made me forget why I had taken the little blue pills.......and the trip to the ER for the erection lasting over two hours cost me $1200.00.

Yesterdays experience has pretty much ended my thirst for rebellion for the time being.
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Don't think about the money, just imagine how much your visit lightened up the day, for the hospital staff. ;)
 
IKE said:
Saw a blurp on the morning news a bit ago that E.D. drugs can cause melanoma skin cancer.........so here I sit trying to figure out what the hell we are allowed to do in our so called 'golden years'.

We're not supposed to eat this or that.......don't indulge in too much booze.......don't smoke which I guess also includes doobies......and now we can't monkey around if a little blue pill is needed.

To hell with it !........I'm gonna go eat two double cheeseburgers, drink a bottle of scotch, fire up a doobie, pop a couple blue pills and then go chase the neighbor ladies around the cul de sac.
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:lol1::woohoo1::holymoly::lofl::clap:
 
I think we need to listen to the warnings and apply a little common sense. Some of the warnings have none. I mean really if I stopped eating everything that was supposed to be bad for me, I'd die of starvation.
 
Well, if you're diabetic, you have to be careful. I remember a man at work went out at lunch and had himself a Big Mac and probably fries and a shake--they carried him out at work, right to the hospital. Had a blood sugar off the charts, almost lost him.
 
Carla said:
Well, if you're diabetic, you have to be careful. I remember a man at work went out at lunch and had himself a Big Mac and probably fries and a shake--they carried him out at work, right to the hospital. Had a blood sugar off the charts, almost lost him.
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I have to be careful too. I have low blood sugar. We all need to be careful. It's just that at this age some people become over-careful and don't enjoy their lives.
 
Butterfly said:
I've wondered -- what exactly do they DO at the hospital if you have an erection lasting over four hours??
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See "therapeutic aspiration".

The first treatment for ischemic priapism is "therapeutic aspiration." The urologist sticks a needle into the side of the ***** and draws blood directly from the cavernosa. The same needle is sometimes used to inject saline solution into the *****, which can help flush out the remaining blood. Aspiration and irrigation work around 25 percent to 30 percent of the time. Doctors can also inject drugs that constrict the arteries and cut off penile blood flow. Injections are given every few minutes for about an hour.
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Bobw235 said:
Just a very creative.....and considerate partner.

No, so far I've been fortunate with E.D. drugs and have not had any of the bad side effects, aside from congestion.
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I'm glad. But I was hoping you could tell us about your bubble wrap experience. As a woman that could be interesting.
 
Bobw235 said:
Just a very creative.....and considerate partner.

No, so far I've been fortunate with E.D. drugs and have not had any of the bad side effects, aside from congestion.
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I failed to take the pill with a full glass of water and only got a stiff neck!!!!!
 

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