Embarrassment Only Fellow Cat Lovers Can Understand

fureverywhere

beloved friend who will always be with us in spiri
Location
Northern NJ, USA
I went to work the other day. We came in at opening and all aware we'd be slammed from the moment the doors opened. I was standing in the employee locker area. Took off my jacket and this funky musky smell. Kind of like mildew mixed with pee. I wondered which of my co-workers didn't have a chance to bathe so well.

I am really up there with personal fragrance. Deodorant, a spray in cleavage, a spritz of perfume neckline, a light oil on arms. Vanilla conditioner in hair and cocoa butter on hands. If nothing else I always smell truly amazing. So here was this homeless person fragrance following me around.

I finally figured it out. Usually my work shirt is in the car or my bag. One night I came in and put it over a chair. Boy cats fixed or not will spray to mark property or special humans. It could have been either Mr. Foote or Ninja but it was nasty. Fortunately there was an extra shirt my size in the back. Rude beasts....
 

If you have Netflix there is a great show about cats and their behavior, "The Lion in Your Living Room."
 

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