I haven't one in front of me at the moment, but here's a way to have some extra fun with them: After reading the phrase, add the words "in bed" to the end. Good for a chuckle or two.
When I made the entry, I had a bunch of fortune cookie sheets saved. I couldn't find them. So I finally bought some fortune cookies at the local Chinese resturant. here goes... Fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it... IN BED.