Father Ralphy will hear confessions on Friday from now on!

Ruth n Jersey said:
I'm not Catholic but I'll give it a try. Can't hurt. Forgive me Father for I have sinned. While cleaning our bathroom yesterday I noticed some grungy stuff forming alone the bottom of the faucet,the rag I had didn't help so I grabbed my hubby's toothbrush and scrubbed away. Then I replaced it in his toothbrush holder.I did wash it out before I replaced it. that should mean something.
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The customary tithe for the Sacrament of Penance may not be sufficient to insure your complete absolution, for this particular incident.

:holymoly:
 

Bless me father for I have sinned...because Judaism does so much for me. But really why am I still here? When Callie checks out can I go too? Okay fifty Hail Mary's and a nice padded room.
 
Ruth n Jersey said:
I'm not Catholic but I'll give it a try. Can't hurt. Forgive me Father for I have sinned. While cleaning our bathroom yesterday I noticed some grungy stuff forming alone the bottom of the faucet,the rag I had didn't help so I grabbed my hubby's toothbrush and scrubbed away. Then I replaced it in his toothbrush holder.I did wash it out before I replaced it. that should mean something.
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Rotflmao
 

I don't know where he is, I hope he's OK. And just when I was getting ready to confess about what I did in the 7th grade that hurt my teacher's feelings. I've felt guilty about it for 56 years.
 
The old lady hobbles into the confessional.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned."

"And what is your sin, daughter?"

"I have had sexual relations with a man who I wasn't married to, Father."

"Good heavens! When did this occur?"

"It was 75 years ago, Father."

"And you're just now confessing this?"

"Oh, no, I confess it every five years or so......it's so exciting!"
 
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