"Hello, you have reached XXXX Bank, please choose from the following menu".
1. If you are calling to order a new card, press 1. NO.
2. If you calling to dispute a charge, press 2. NO.
3. I you are calling to get credit protection, press 3. NO
4. If you are calling to increase your credit line, press 4. NO
5. If you are calling because you are so damn stupid to expect to get a live agent, press 5. YES.
Finally, my #.
1. If you are calling to order a new card, press 1. NO.
2. If you calling to dispute a charge, press 2. NO.
3. I you are calling to get credit protection, press 3. NO
4. If you are calling to increase your credit line, press 4. NO
5. If you are calling because you are so damn stupid to expect to get a live agent, press 5. YES.
Finally, my #.
