Funny songs/jokes from your early years

[spookycat2]

Something on a show I watched tonight reminded me of a funny little song my cousins were singing (making up as they went on).

The one I remembered (we were 13, 12 and 9), keep that in mind-

In 1844, my mother went to war.
Her bra snapped and shot a jap, and that was the end of the war.

an odd memory but it was funny

 

[BJintheUK]

Back when I was in my early 20's I remember one drunken evening a load of us from a youth club had been on an outing to the seaside. As we were returning home on the coach, someone started making up a vey rude version of the 12 days of Christmas. By the time we were halfway home we'd got a complete set of very rude items for the 12 days, and oddly I can remember the whole lot of them.

I won't write them here, as I'd get thrown off the forum, but they were quite funny as well as being rude.

 

[Jazzy1]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans with every meal!

 

[bobcat]

Don't ask me why, but this song actually became a number 1 hit for Chuck Berry in 1972

 

[spookycat2]

 

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