Garden Gnomes...

[Furryanimal]

Do you like them?

 

[Aunt Bea]

Not as much as they do in Australia!

 

[Keesha]

No they are creepy.

 

[hollydolly]

Nope!!!

 

[Ferocious]

I had a mate who was a gnome, he didn't like people visiting and used to say, "I'm gnot being funny, but have you gnot gno home to go to."

 

[toffee]

treacherous little devils Arrgh'''''

 

[GeorgiaXplant]

treacherous little devils Arrgh'''''

They're Heinzelmaennchen...good-natured elves. Not one bit treacherous.

 

[RadishRose]

No. I don't like any junk in the yard.

 

[chic]

They're Heinzelmaennchen...good-natured elves. Not one bit treacherous.

That's right, they are. I do like a couple discreetly and tastefully place in a well sculpted garden.

 

[toffee]

they bring bad luck ..and move around my friends garden ekkkkkkk…...

 

[Lethe200]

Not a fan of them, sorry.

 

[jujube]

What school do gnomes attend? They don't....they're gnome-schooled.

What do you call a well-dressed gnome with a good sense of rhythm? A metrognome.

What are gnomes called in Mexico? Gnombres.

It's a little-gnome fact that gnomes prefer baseball to any other sport. Know why? The gnome runs, of course.

Where do gnomes life? Gnome man's land.

Where do Alaskan gnomes live? Gnome, of course.

I'd say gnome pun intended, but you guys know better than that, gnome saying?

 

[HazyDavey]

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[Aunt Bea]