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Angry Wheelchair Man​

2010 Darwin Award Winner​

Confirmed True by Darwin​

Cartoon of an angry wheelchair man powering through broken glass...

DARWIN AWARD WINNER OF THE CENTURY! Angry Wheelchair Man, the rashly rushing rammer who epitomizes the downfall of the human race.

(25 August 2010, Daejon, South Korea) An angry handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors (bam!) once, twice, three times in all. Success and failure combined as he gained access to the elevator, and plunged down the rabbit hole shaft to his death. This 40-year-old man earns immortality as an the most irritated Darwin Award winner to ever walk roll the planet.
 
Apples, the Foodbank and the FBI...

Ok, here's a weird true story.

Back in the 80s I was doing volunteer work for an organization called S.H.A.R.E.

They ran a foodbank out of the Ironbound section of Newark, NJ.

The head of the group was a nun.

By the way...she was great. Intelligent, savvy, really great person.

So, anyway, the FBI calls Sister, "We have confiscated a truck load of apples. Is that something you can effectively distribute?"

Sister said yes.

The FBI delivered the apples.

A few days later, the FBI gets a call from Sister.

Sister: "Do your agents love candied apples?" We found some bags of sugar in with the apples."

FBI: "Don't do anything, we will be right over!!!"


And the FBI came over, went through the truck and removed all the remaining cocaine that they missed in the first round!!!

And the apples went to the poor folks...
 

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