Apples, the Foodbank and the FBI...
Ok, here's a weird true story.
Back in the 80s I was doing volunteer work for an organization called S.H.A.R.E.
They ran a foodbank out of the Ironbound section of Newark, NJ.
The head of the group was a nun.
By the way...she was great. Intelligent, savvy, really great person.
So, anyway, the FBI calls Sister, "We have confiscated a truck load of apples. Is that something you can effectively distribute?"
Sister said yes.
The FBI delivered the apples.
A few days later, the FBI gets a call from Sister.
Sister: "Do your agents love candied apples?" We found some bags of sugar in with the apples."
FBI: "Don't do anything, we will be right over!!!"
And the FBI came over, went through the truck and removed all the remaining cocaine that they missed in the first round!!!
And the apples went to the poor folks...