OLD AGE HUMOUR
1. At my age, the only Pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
2. Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
3. Your children are beginning to look middle age.
4. You step off the curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
5. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.