The General Humor Thread

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That probably lit up his light saber.
 

A blonde called her boyfriend and said,
"Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help
with the puzzle. She let him in and showed
him where she had the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studied the pieces for a
moment, looked at the box, then turned to
her and said, "First of all, no matter what
we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He took her hand and
said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then.
" he sighed,.
.. "Let's put all of these
frosted flakes back into the box."
 

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