God's Name

[debodun]

Little Johnny was in Sunday school and the teacher asked him if he knew what God's name was. "Howard.", Johnny immediately replied. The teacher, taken somewhat aback, asked Johnny where he obtained this bit of information. Without batting an eye, Johnny said, "We use it every time we say the Lord's Prayer - "Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be Thy name."

 

[JaniceM]

or...

"Hear O Israel, the Lord Our God, is one"..
after which a little boy piped up with the question "When will He be two?"