Got Any Silly, Goofy or "Bad" Dates Stories?

fmdog44

fmdog44

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I really don't have any but there was once when my date and her friend and my friend doubled. My date and I discussed marriage in our relationship and so did our friends. The difference was my date was a virgin and wanted to remain so until marriage and her friend was kind of a nymphomaniac especially when she was with my friend. We are parked in a park just casually necking and talking when the other couple started going nuts on each other in the back seat and had to exit in to the woods for extra fun. So it was kind of sit and wait for those two to do their thing and return. A little funny but a little uneasy as well.
 

Long ago when I took an airplane to visit my parents, I took my dog with me and had a hard time getting a taxi because of it.
Finally this guy said he’d accept my dog and I but only if I went on a date with him. Scary right! I know but I accepted.
We went out for dinner and he ordered a blue steak. Ok I’m not vegan or anything but a blue steak is basically a slab of raw meat so I sat there watching this guy chomp down a raw chunk of beef.
He might as well have just taken a bite out of the cow.
Yes I was young and naive. Now I’m old and naive. Lol
 
Dating again after my husband died was a real adventure. On the very first one, the guy called me a bad name and I dumped ice tea in his lap. That almost put me off dating.

With one guy, we agreed to meet early Sunday morning for a bike ride on a trail and then breakfast in a quaint little town near me. I told him more than once that I was just starting out riding again, wasn't fast, didn't have a lot of endurance and just had an old 3-speed cruiser. He said that was fine. I showed up, as advertised, in my shorts, t-shirt, ballcap and old bike. He was dressed like someone riding in the Tour de France, with a $3000 bicycle and an attitude to match. We started out on the trail and it was very obvious that he wasn't having a good time slowing down for me. I told him to go ahead at his own speed, turn around at the end and we'd meet on the way back. After a while, I turned and headed back. When I got back to the parking area, there he was loading up and looking like he was eager to make a getaway. He hadn't passed me, so he had taken another route back in order to miss me, hoping that he'd be gone before I got back. Needless to say, there was no breakfast and I never heard from him again, thank goodness.

With another guy, we had made the same arrangement to ride bikes on the first date, but he got into an argument with a motorist and pulled a gun. That date ended quickly.

One guy brought his teenage daughter along on our date, as "she didn't want to stay home alone". Huh-uh.

I was really glad to meet the present boyfriend, who I've managed to hang onto for almost nine years now.
 

While working in Vietnam a buddy and I bummed a flight on a military transport to Bangkok for a couple of days of R & R.

We were in a bar one evening sitting at a table drinking with a couple of good looking local gals and the gal I was with ask me in a whispered voice, "your friend no like girls ?.......like me back then Jack was a big tuff SOB and could whip a grizzly bear with a willow switch and he was far from being gay so I ask her, "of course he does, what the hell do you mean doesn't he like girls ?"

My gal then informed me that the little honey that Jack was with was in fact a Thai transvestite / Ladyboy and I was totally shocked because he / she was absolutely gorgeous.

Laughing inside I kept the news to myself for awhile and just let Jack continue to hug on and buy him / her drinks for another hour or so till they both got up and went to the powder room.....laughing so hard that I had tears rolling down my face I then informed Jack (who didn't seem to see the humor in the situation) who immediately sobered up and turned red from anger and told me that he'd do his best to kick my big a$$ if I ever told anyone when we got back to Nam. :)

We left before the gals returned from the powder room and went to another club, had a good time and I never did tell anyone what happened....it was our little secret. :)
 
This gal, in my Developmental Bio class, in college, was married to this gay lawyer. I liked her, but she was faithful to him, although they eventually divorced due to his inability to give up his lifestyle. Anyway-- She offered to fix me up with her sister. I figured, "OK, maybe she's as nice as her sister." Well, she was just like her sister, as she was also attracted to gay men! Every club we went to, over the first hour, had gay men dancing together. My date couldn't keep from commenting on how great looking the guys were and how they were such great dancers. A few minutes past the hour, I announced I was feeling ill, which was sorta true, and I left, never to speak to either girl again, except when the one gal called me to find a sympathetic ear for her tale of divorce. I told her that was great, because I had the hots for her. That ended any further communications between us!
 
After my divorce, my single neighbor asked me for a date. He was the perfect gentleman, took me out to dinner at a nice restaurant, and when he brought me home I asked him up for coffee (I really meant coffee, naive that I was). While I was getting the coffee made, my ex husband came knocking on my back door. My ex didn't want to be faithful to me but he didn't want to give up on me either. I told the guy it was my ex and he dashed out the front door and never asked me again. I didn't let my ex inside and I didn't mind losing the other guy, had nothing in common with him and no chemistry, either.
 
PVC- I don't blame the guy for running out with your ex at the door. I never dated behind a man's back with his current or ex because you never know what he may do. Also, if she and her ex are still communicating she needs to make that point to all men. What time was it when your ex came knocking is another question and how did he know you just got home? Cheers to the guy that believes it just ain't worth the hassle.
 
fmdog44 said:
PVC- I don't blame the guy for running out with your ex at the door. I never dated behind a man's back with his current or ex because you never know what he may do. Also, if she and her ex are still communicating she needs to make that point to all men. What time was it when your ex came knocking is another question and how did he know you just got home? Cheers to the guy that believes it just ain't worth the hassle.
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I fully agree with you. I didn't blame the guy for running out, I would have done the same. I found during the date that I didn't really like him, so the situation worked okay, I didn't have to dump him and hurt his ego. My ex didn't want to be faithful when married and didn't want to give me up after the divorce, even when already remarried like that night. His constant harassment was one of the reasons I left the state. We communicated because we had a small daughter. Must have been about 10pm, don't really remember. One prior time, shortly after the divorce, I had car trouble and a guy gave me a ride home (we both worked second shift). The next day the guy told me that after I went inside my house, a car parked nearby chased him all the way to the highway. He said he would never give me a ride again. I never got the cops involved because I didn't want my daughter's father having a police record. And I was afraid of his possible revenge if I did. Life can be complicated, not black and white.
 

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