Grandma knows best......

[Pappy]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills.[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep better?"[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."
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[RadishRose]

:goodone: Pappy!

 

[Falcon]

A very wise elderly woman !

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

Oh, my! I want so much to comment about the 'birth control pill in orange juice' and a certain person we see on tv every day who is often said to have an orange tint to his skin. But... I might really get in trouble if I would put such a thought out there that might possibly be suggested as being in poor taste.

 

[Falcon]

Now, WHO could that be ?