Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
Guts or Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really
know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.
Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both are fatal.
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really
know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.
Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both are fatal.
