halal meat slicer

[Bonzo]

Someone asked me

who invented the

halal meat slicer

i said I wasn't sure

but I bet Abu hamza
had a hand in it

 

[Bonzo]

I went to a singles club last night

i was the only one there

 

[Falcon]

Bonzo, I think you are the UK's Rodney Dangerfield. LOL

 

[Aunt Bea]

or George Carlin!

“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”- George Carlin

 

[Bonzo]

It hurts when I have a Piss doctor

have you tried holding your *****
in the other hand mr hamza