Halloween Candy Chart

MarkinPhx

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I don't get trick or treaters where I live but if I did I would be The Trusty Provider.

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I would probably be The Legend, only because I know I'd buy too many, fearing I'd run out. So I'd pick something I like. Probably all Snickers.
 
I'm The Trusty Provider, though I say every year that I'll buy the full-sized candy bars. Problem being, in October, they cost more than any other time of year! I'm seeing 10 and 15 dollar bags! That is insane!

Kind of crazy, too, though, I give out the fun-size bars by the handful. I'll buy like 4 different ones, plus some Smarties or something, and every kid gets at least one of each thing.
 

I always went with the legend category for the kids and gave out shots of peppermint schnapps or a beer to the local parents hiding in the bushes.

Now I live in a security building and rarely get a trick or treater.

I still preheat the oven every year on the off chance that a nice plump one may stumble to the door, just kidding my pretty mwahahaha!
 
Since I live in a complex I don't get any. But used to give out the fun sized ones. Miss seeing the little ones and their costumes!
 
This chart is very funny!

I used to be Legend, but in my condo community now, no kids are here.

When I was a kid, there was a senior couple in an old-fashioned house that took in each group in at a time. We sat in a breakfast "nook" in the kitchen and the lady served us paper cups of cider and a doughnut each.

When finished, we went to the living room where the husband sat in his chair and asked each of us to sing a song, or recite a poem, or do a dance, anything, and he applauded us while the next group was starting in the kitchen.

There was a tarp on the floor and an old fashioned tub with water and apples and we bobbed for one, then picked up a little sack of candies.

I never had before, nor since, such an experience. That was a Halloween of an age long past, even then.
 
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I always enjoyed buying the candy with the hope that I would have a lot left over. My daughter had to buy the candy for her daughters schools Halloween party. She went crazy because they told her thins that she had to check before buying the candy,like peanuts because some children have peanut allergies. So I asked her when she was buying for the school to please buy me my supply so that I would only have safe candies to give out.
 
I live in what is called "The sweetest place on earth." I live in Hershey, PA. The Pennsylvania State Police Academy is also here.

I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I grudgingly hand them out at Halloween. When I still had my (State Police) car, I used to park it out front in the driveway to see if anyone had the stones to soap it.

Nope, it never happened, until three years before I retired and I was bragging to my fellow Troopers that no kid ever soaped my car because they were afraid. Big mistake. I can't prove it, but I'd bet my house that if the truth would be known it was my fellow Troopers that did the deed.
 
Halloween Candy Pyramid....Reese's are at the Top of the Heap!
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